Internet me supera. Está claro que hay cosas que hace diez años no existían y se han convertido en algo cotidiano y por tanto irrenunciable (salvo a costa de hacer un esfuerzo): el móvil, el dvd e Internet. Por apuntar 3 de las más irrenunciables para mi. Pero ostras, todo tiene un límite.
De Google, por ejemplo ¿sabéis que hay un entretenimiento llamado “googling”? Consiste en escribir two words in the Google search box, press enter and get the search engine only returns a single entry on the web containing both words. Easy? Noooooo! Simply impossible. Examples: "shit and ass" about 116,000. But beware, if you type "Astrolabe" and "cock" is nothing less than 219. "" Slang "and" hematologist "? 321. "" Milikito "and" bondage "? 220! I give up ....
Youtube. Mola. Suddenly you feel like seeing Michelle Shocked singing Memories of East Texas in a direct and you do it fixed. What I want to learn the steps of the YMCA for some gay party? Nothing easier. That if you click on a link as a retired New Zealander who runs the track to perfection with an ocarina, recorded by his granddaughter. Painful. But true.
Does Google map? I will not just to catch the dot. Okay, I'm going to spend some days in La Coruna, for example, and I stay at the Hotel Hesperia Finisterre, for example. Well, I'll Google map. So? Well, okay, Perote corner Paseo Calle Santiago. What, again?. Nothing, I'm going to play in this satellite. Ayyyyy, how beautiful! I see boats on the promenade of Marina and what appears to be a forest at a distance impossible to determine (Except for NASA, of course) from my hotel. Puajjjj.
De Google, por ejemplo ¿sabéis que hay un entretenimiento llamado “googling”? Consiste en escribir two words in the Google search box, press enter and get the search engine only returns a single entry on the web containing both words. Easy? Noooooo! Simply impossible. Examples: "shit and ass" about 116,000. But beware, if you type "Astrolabe" and "cock" is nothing less than 219. "" Slang "and" hematologist "? 321. "" Milikito "and" bondage "? 220! I give up ....
Youtube. Mola. Suddenly you feel like seeing Michelle Shocked singing Memories of East Texas in a direct and you do it fixed. What I want to learn the steps of the YMCA for some gay party? Nothing easier. That if you click on a link as a retired New Zealander who runs the track to perfection with an ocarina, recorded by his granddaughter. Painful. But true.
Does Google map? I will not just to catch the dot. Okay, I'm going to spend some days in La Coruna, for example, and I stay at the Hotel Hesperia Finisterre, for example. Well, I'll Google map. So? Well, okay, Perote corner Paseo Calle Santiago. What, again?. Nothing, I'm going to play in this satellite. Ayyyyy, how beautiful! I see boats on the promenade of Marina and what appears to be a forest at a distance impossible to determine (Except for NASA, of course) from my hotel. Puajjjj.
"forums? Dior knows I was hooked on a literature forum a season. Basically they are places to express your opinion about a book, movie, concert, play, historical fact or sexual position that no one gives a shit (say, that no sexual position) and will meet 50 opponents that put you smiley faces host of bad and 50 acolytes who put you kisses emoticons. There are specialized forums, certainly, for example one of thermodynamics. User A asks: Hi, I would know the formulas necessary to calculate the pressure increase as a result of increased temperature, a constant volume of water. There are rock and responding! User B: You must use the general gas equation: = p1 * p2 * V2/T2 v1/t1. Remember to remove the volume if you want a constant volume. Beautiful is not it? By the user unless we know is wrong C: friend please note the following when solving a constant volume, would be an isometric process. First looks in the water table or saturated steam at temperatures: Look Vg, Vl (volume of gas, liquid volume) with those values \u200b\u200bas if you can answer. x = v-vf/vg-vf, clear and there have the volume. If you do not get quality email me. And if you have any further questions, I am a student of thermodynamics in XXXXX and we can help. Good luck. What a way to try to catch more gigs, I must say!
Do chats? Brujita24 "probably yes someone is a witch but inverting the numbers because it is 42? In addition, it makes me extremely nervous to begin answering a question in a chat and read my partner is already writing again. That makes comic situations arise:
normal dialogue would be:
Fidelio: Well, how about your aerobics classes?
She: Well, I open my legs.
Fidelio: And in the end you're going alone this Easter?
Her: Alone with friends.
Fidelio: What do you think your boyfriend?
She: It does not matter, likes to enjoy. Become
, so to answer before asking the other end in something like
Fidelio: Well, how about your aerobics classes?
Fidelio: And in the end you're going alone this Easter?
She: Well, I open my legs.
Her: Alone with friends.
Fidelio: What do you think your boyfriend?
She: It does not matter, likes to enjoy.
Sutil the difference is not it?
"Facebook? I recently released buds are no friends hanging pictures of my childhood. Any attempt to launch a political career is now just ruined. I'm supposed to connect from time to time to unwind and it turns out that all my mates are curro, brothers, nephews, friends and former colleagues childhood GBS to which they removed the foie gras sandwich during breaks. Anyway, it's a microcosm of Bartok sucks compared to this. If one day I have a hemorrhoid the next day someone opens a "cause" for me the laser operates, and if suddenly I enter this "pictures of me" someone that (do not ask me how) has photographed and retouched with PhotoShop to achieve my poor almorrana have seemed, as it impinges the light, Leire Pajin.
I said, internet is beyond me. Yes, I go to the Factbook to say I updated the blog ... ..
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